"You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love."
What my relationships have taught me. (via lozzat)


being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  


Well hello


I wish I knew how to drive! I’d be constantly driving 4+ hours just to see my favorite singers/bands. And it’ll be totally worth it.

something like this would be a super cute tattoo




All of my life I’ve wondered why the hell they use blue liquid in maxi pad commercials.

After watching this video, I’m suddenly totally fine with blue liquid I’ll never bring it up again, I promise. Just watch the video.

LMAO make men watch this while they’re eating dammit

they should use red

oh my god ahaha


I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms